Cabin crew prepare for cross check

I still didn't pay attention to where the exits are located. And I am annoyed by the girls in the back trying to be funny, but I appreciate their effort. And bodies.

You don't find flight attendants like this on the Boston to Detroit flight. Nope. Mary, Gina, and Flora cover that one. Oh and sometimes Brian, the new guy.

Can you imagine the bitter resentment some veteran flight attendants must have when the new crop gets the New York to San Diego leg. Or LA to Kahului.

Listen Janis, we're gonna go ahead and give you the Reno to Buffalo trip. Or you can have the Tampa to Providence leg. Your call.

It's like the Hooter's hiring policy. Sure, they hire the fat ones, but they only serve the bad sections.

OK Angela, you are in Section 1 splitting it with Amanda. And Rachel, you and Melissa are going to handle Section 2. Kristi I paired you up with Nicki again in Section 3. And that leaves us with Bonnie in Section 4. Again. You seemed to really rock it yesterday with the entire section to yourself. OK girls remember to push the crab cakes. Chef Paul just got 20 pounds delivered accidentally and needs to make room in the walk-in. And remember to hit the "mod" key for any special orders. If you find yourself in the weeds please let me know and I will have Bonnie float to your section again. OK, that's it. Have a great shift and push the crab!

And because I am the victim of hostess profiling I wind up ordering crab cakes from my table in Section 4. Conveniently located by the restrooms and kitchen door. It's cool.